It’s like you’re looking right at Patrick Kane, and he’s looking right back at you. Into your soul. Look at those eyes. They say “Help, I am stuck inside this McDonalds cup, and I can’t get out. They’re making me work the drive-thru. It’s terrible. And I’m only being paid $8.25 an hour.”
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