Gordon Beckham Reminds Paul Konerko That He’s Old

Today is Paul Konerko’s 38th birthday, just in case you couldn’t figure that out from the tweet above these words right here. If you can’t read what Gordon Beckham had written on Konerko’s case, don’t worry, I can.

“One more year then… he gone! Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose!”

And this year that purpose will be “making sure Adam Dunn gets less at bats while handcuffing what Robin Ventura can do with his bench. Oh, and being a mentor or something.”

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