The sacrifices we make to be a fan, you guys, I swear.
I mean, seriously. Jay looks like he’s got himself a starring role as Douchebag in Every 80s Movie Ever.
And look at how he shows up to paintball.
A polo, shorts, and bright orange shoes. The hell are we going to do with this guy?
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