http://instagram.com/p/lfonI3ItMS/
The sacrifices we make to be a fan, you guys, I swear.
I mean, seriously. Jay looks like he’s got himself a starring role as Douchebag in Every 80s Movie Ever.
http://instagram.com/p/lfsWpBItCr/
And look at how he shows up to paintball.
http://instagram.com/p/lfo2EVotMq/
A polo, shorts, and bright orange shoes. The hell are we going to do with this guy?
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OK, here’s the thing. If I was a stud NFL QB and married to a hot-ass TV star, I couldn’t guarantee that I’d look any different. Because I mean, why the hell not, right?
Don’t shortchange yourself.
“A polo, shorts, and bright orange shoes. The hell are we going to do with this guy?”
Give him a fifty yard head start.
But unless he ties his shoes I don’t think that’ll be enough.