California Chrome — which sounds like a strain of marijuana — won the Kentucky Derby yesterday. This means you’re going to pretend to care about horse racing for at least one more time this summer when the Preakness Stakes comes around. Should California Chrome win that race, then you’ll care about the Belmont Stakes.
Or California Chrome will lose the Preakness and you can go back to not giving a shit about horse racing until next May.
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