POTD: So That’s Why They Make Ceramic Squirrels

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Hey, who among us hasn’t found themselves angry due to a lack of beer, picked up a ceramic squirrel and started stabbing people with it? I know one time we ran out of Red Stripe at the house and I picked up this porcelain panther, went outside and stabbed like 300 people. To death.

None of them had Red Stripe, man. They didn’t deserve to live.

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