FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE PUPPY
What’s his name?
HER name is Frankie. She is named after Frank Thomas. She also responds to Lil’ Hurt.
What kind of dog is she?
She’s a Bernese Mountain Dog.
Isn’t she adorable?
Yes, yes she is. And she’s only peed in the house twice!
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Hi, Frankie!
SIT. SIT. SIT.
Aw hell, just be cute.