Let’s see, where do we want to start with this Honda Odyssey I saw on Clark yesterday in Andersonville.
The spoiler? You have to have a spoiler to maximize your speed during those minivan drag races.
Perhaps the sticker? But which one was the best? The one with the guy fucking the word “it?” How about the one that said “I heart yoga pants” with the heart in the form of a shapely ass? The shocker?
Too much to choose from, to be honest. What I really want to know is how this guy has time to drive to Jewel when he’s so busy fending off the ladies.
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