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Category Archives: General Stupidity
POTD: Roll Tide!
It’s always nice to know what some of the people who leave comments on my stories over at CBSSports.com look like.
I’m shocked there isn’t an image of Nick Saban looking down on them from the clouds like god.
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The Cubs Have Lost All Faith In Themselves
This was just tweeted by the Cubs, and normally that wouldn’t be a big deal, but the problem is the game isn’t over yet. The Cubs are about to hit in the bottom of the ninth trailing 4-0.
So apparently it’s not just players that forget how many outs there are sometimes.
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POTD: Welcome To Wriglev Field
The Cubs traded the paint they would have used to finish the Y for prospects.
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But Baseball In The Groin Had Baseball In The Groin
Yeah, that’s a ball. So was the pitch.
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Sometimes It’s Hard To Come Up With A Name
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Some Helpful English Phrases For Nikola Mirotic
During his introductory press conference with the Chicago Bulls, Nikola Mirotic confessed that his “English is not so good.” Which is understandable, as he was born in Montenegro and has spent his entire professional career in Spain.
So he does speak Spanish, and seeing that I have a passable knowledge of the Spanish language, I thought I could help Nikola make the transition to English.
POTD: Pimp My Minivan
Let’s see, where do we want to start with this Honda Odyssey I saw on Clark yesterday in Andersonville.
The spoiler? You have to have a spoiler to maximize your speed during those minivan drag races.
Perhaps the sticker? But which one was the best? The one with the guy fucking the word “it?” How about the one that said “I heart yoga pants” with the heart in the form of a shapely ass? The shocker?
Too much to choose from, to be honest. What I really want to know is how this guy has time to drive to Jewel when he’s so busy fending off the ladies.
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Derrick Rose Makes A Phone Call
In his luxurious condo at Trump Tower Derrick Rose sits in a t-shirt and shorts staring at the cell phone on the coffee table. He stands up and paces about the room for a bit, convinced that the phone is watching him to see what he does next.
“Should I pick it up?” Rose asks himself, unsure of what to do.
Running Is Hard
Don’t worry, folks, he’d still go on to score the winning run on a wild pitch. Go White Sox!
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