The Cubs Have Lost All Faith In Themselves

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This was just tweeted by the Cubs, and normally that wouldn’t be a big deal, but the problem is the game isn’t over yet. The Cubs are about to hit in the bottom of the ninth trailing 4-0.

So apparently it’s not just players that forget how many outs there are sometimes.

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Some Helpful English Phrases For Nikola Mirotic

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During his introductory press conference with the Chicago Bulls, Nikola Mirotic confessed that his “English is not so good.” Which is understandable, as he was born in Montenegro and has spent his entire professional career in Spain.

So he does speak Spanish, and seeing that I have a passable knowledge of the Spanish language, I thought I could help Nikola make the transition to English.

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POTD: Pimp My Minivan

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Let’s see, where do we want to start with this Honda Odyssey I saw on Clark yesterday in Andersonville.

The spoiler? You have to have a spoiler to maximize your speed during those minivan drag races.

Perhaps the sticker? But which one was the best? The one with the guy fucking the word “it?” How about the one that said “I heart yoga pants” with the heart in the form of a shapely ass? The shocker?

Too much to choose from, to be honest. What I really want to know is how this guy has time to drive to Jewel when he’s so busy fending off the ladies.

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