I Am Going To Be Rich

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The other title I was considering for this post was “I Just Wasted $5.”

I just figured that with all four teams playing at the same time tonight, I might as well have a little bit of fun. I don’t bet on sporting events very often, and as you can see by the wager, when I do I don’t risk much. I’ve basically been living off the same $50 deposit at 5Dimes for two years now.

For those of you that can’t do the math, betting on all four of our local teams to win tonight — not cover, just win — is paying roughly 26.5-to-1. And if you’re wondering, betting against all four teams to lose is paying out at roughly 7.3-to-1 at 5Dimes.

Do with that information what you will.

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Atlantis Posts Win Totals For Cubs And White Sox


Cubs pitchers and catchers reported to spring training today. That means baseball is almost here. Well, okay, so almost is a bit relative. Sure, players are showing up in Arizona and Florida, but the season doesn’t actually start for another month and a half.

But, still, it’s almost here.

And since the season is drawing nearer, Atlantis has gone ahead and posted its over/unders on each teams win total for the 2014 season.

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