Here’s Scottie Pippen Dunking A Sub Sandwich

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Have you seen the new Nike commercial with James Harden and Charles Barkley? In it Barkley tries to convince Harden that the secret to being a great athlete is to have a short memory, and at the end Scottie Pippen agrees with Barkley by yelling “I’m the greatest Chicago Bull of all time!”

It’s funny.

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POTD: This Photo Is Proof It’s Happening

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That’s a photo of Carmelo Anthony in Paris with some kids, but the kids aren’t important.

OR ARE THEY?

You see, Carmelo is wearing an Air Jordan shirt. Who did Michael Jordan play for? The Chicago Bulls.

Who took the picture? Larsa Pippen, who is the wife of Scottie Pippen, who played for the Chicago Bulls.

And those kids? THOSE ARE SCOTTIE PIPPEN’S CHILDREN.

So Carmelo is in Paris with the Pippens while wearing a Michael Jordan shirt. What more do you need to see?

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The Mailbag: Happy Memorial Day

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Welcome to The Chicago Homer’s Mailbag. It runs once a week unless it doesn’t, and in it I answer questions from readers via Twitter or email. The questions can be about any damn thing you please, and there likely isn’t a question I won’t answer. There may be questions I can’t answer, but I’ll try.

If you’d like to submit a question for the next edition of the mailbag it’s pretty simple. Either ask the question on Twitter using the #AskTCH hashtag — as long as you use the hashtag I will see it — or send an email to TCHMailbag@gmail.com.

And now that you know how to do it, let’s get to the this week’s questions.

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Kevin Love Longs For The Big City

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LeBron James was never planning on coming to Chicago this summer. Now that Phil Jackson is running the Knicks, the odds of Carmelo Anthony leaving the Big Apple for the Windy City are slimmer than ever before.

Which means that Bulls fans need a new white whale, because ever since Michael Jordan left for good, and took Scottie and Phil with him, that’s what Bulls fans have done. They’ve looked longingly at the horizon over Lake Michigan hoping for a new superstar to appear.

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The Morning Constitutional: Q Finally Comes To His Senses

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Joel Quenneville has heard you,  Hawks fan.

Maybe you didn’t notice it on Wednesday night against the Rangers, but Marcus Kruger got some time as the second-line center with Patrick Kane. Well, on Thursday it was announced that Kruger would be on the second line with Kane again against Montreal on Saturday, as Quenneville said he’s going to get a shot at the job.

And it’s about fucking time, too.

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